Eduardo maintains that he invented the atomic bomb, even though he was born after its invention. He says he invented it to punish Nazis and short people. It’s short people that he’s really afraid of. He’s sure that all the short people on TV are talking about him. He thinks that short people are conspiring to make him look like a Republican. Eduardo frequently gets in arguments with people and is emotionally volatile. His grooming is poor, but he says it’s okay because he’s the Secretary of State.